“The fact that only human women, some whales, and a Japanese aphid have a lifespan that is significantly longer than their fertility span has been an evolutionary mystery.” Carol Tavris, WSJ Let me get this straight. Human women, a few species of whales, and a lady aphid: we are the…
Author: Wendy Herrmann Smith
Angry Prophet Barbie
I heard once, “The more stickers a person has on their car, the angrier they are.” I’m here to tell ya, it ain’t so. I have a friend who has a bunch of stickers on her car. But she is.not generally an angry person. Let’s call her Cheryl. (This happens…
Stealing from Jesus
When my son was ten years old, he asked me to tell him a story. “Once upon a time,” I began, “a deer was lying hurt in the forest. Two animals, Fox and Possum, passed by but didn’t help.” “They didn’t do anything for the deer?” asked my son. “Nope.…
How to Speak British
Say this with a British accent: “I don’t need the A and E; it’s just a scratch. A plaster would do the trick.” “What’s the A and E?” you ask. “And what’s plaster got to do with it?” I’m trying out the U.K. vocabulary that I learned from Helen Russell,…
Allergies
I think I’m allergic to bananas. I was on a plane last week in the Comfort Zone on Delta Airlines. We had to pay a little extra for the Comfort Zone, but we got three more inches of legroom. We also ate fancier snacks. Instead of handing us a tiny…